Levelling the Playing Field: Journalism Online at Webzine 2005

September 25, 2005 at 5:29 am (Public Speaking)

Today I moderated a panel I put together on journalism in our crazy, fast-paced, ultra-modern online world (or something like that) for Webzine. Nicole Lee, Daniel Terdiman, Adriel Hampton, Glenda Bautista and George Kelly answered my questions and edified the audience on issues ranging from the job market for reporters to advertising ethics and credibility. No “Bloggers Versus Journalists” or “Print Is Dead” here — just professional writers speaking the truth. George was nice enough to record the discussion as a QuickTime file. Thanks, George!

Of course the party last night was awesome, too, thanks to the efforts of Eve and Krissy, fun stuff from Ted (a lightboard wiki) and Sarah (an SFist photo backdrop) and all the staff at the Cafe Du Nord — Guy, Rob, Carrie, Robert and all. Big ups to Ryan at Manganaro Distributors for hooking us up with the Red Stripe discount.

Commentary from the blogosphere:

  • Horse Pig Cow likes the idea of creating networks of journalists online.
  • The Bay Area is Talking does a great wrap-up. At the panel, Brian pointed out that KRON 4’s model is to amplify the voices in the blogosphere.
  • Adventures in Troubleshooting calls the panel a ‘bust,’ but I respectfully disagree in the comments that Daniel was the only ‘journalist’ on the panel.
  • Sean Bonner does a spit-take when George mentions his new project, Blackosphere. Personally, I love the name.
  • justinsomnia feels that the panel needed “more controversy.” I’ll see what I can do about that next time.

Update: Thanks to FutureMedia we now have video [QuickTime]. I just watched the video again, and I’d like to lavish some more praise upon the panelists for being awesome.  If you didn’t get a single thing out of this discussion, then I’m sorry.

Photo of Annalee Newitz in an aweome three-piece suit introducing the panel by Niall Kennedy. More photos by Scott Beale, Kevin Bjorke, Courtney Patubo and Steve Rhodes.

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Like Manna, Pimplicious Proof Descends From the Heavens

September 22, 2005 at 10:39 am (Notes and Errata)

Lord knows what I did to deserve this, but landing in my inbox in the wee hours:

Beautiful London Escorts

London agency has stunning and classy female escorts.
We have glamour models, from all over the world, working for our agency!

www.elegantinternational.com

Warning!

Disclaimer: Elegant International web site contains escort related material of an adult nature. To view the contents of the site you must be 18 and over. Only click on enter if you are over 18 and you are not offended by such adult material

Subtle, no? Anyway, guess I know where to get a handjob in London now. Best part: Scroll down and click the logo for the company that designed the site, Moist Pixels — and if that name alone isn’t an excuse to start a funk band, I don’t know what is.

Man is London expensive. Not that I know the going rate.

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I’m a Nice Guy…

September 22, 2005 at 9:33 am (Experiences)

Deano's Friar's Club Roast

So tonight I met my friends Dan G and Seth K at the Fox Sports Grill of all places. It was the only place downtown where we figured Dan could catch the ChiSox, what with their three dozen TVs. Sadly, due to some sort of regional exclusivity deal, we were shut out like someone who can’t cough up the change for a coney.

All our “Whay canna guy frum Chicagah watch da game heere?” aside, the highlight was that the three of us were all wearing slacks and sportcoats like fucking adults. Seriously. Dan in camel hair, Seth in a navy blazer and myself in tweed. The contemporary, hipster-casual styles of our compatriots — The Daves (Swidler and Epstein) — couldn’t throw us off our chain-smoking, beer-drinking, rat-pack game.

So what if Yuniesky Betancourt blew King Felix’ perfect game. So what if the Sawx lost 5-0. So what if we were right that Jet Blue passengers had to witness the prurient crash coverage of their own plane. The Yankees have spent $200 million on a team that may not make the playoffs, and for a moment I felt like I was in the Friar’s Club.

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Check Out My PHPness

September 21, 2005 at 5:32 am (Notes and Errata)

So I’ve got to get those fancy ‘keywords’ on my rezzy so that the auto-filters give it half a chance of being seen. Of course, I needed to add PHP to my skillset about, oh, five years ago. Better late than never! So one of the projects that I kept meaning to do for SFist — a San Francisco-appropriate Ranked Choice Voting tool for our popularity contests.  Well, here you go: What’s the Gavster going to do next?.

It still needs some tweaks, and if you want to help out, here’s the source code. And I actually did model that algorithm after the description of the process on the San Francisco Board of Elections site, as opposed to all the other IRV/RCV/STV options.

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Kurt Vonnegut Interview on The Daily Show

September 14, 2005 at 7:15 pm (Uncategorized)

Comes with the list he didn’t have time to read. Emphasis mine, all caps his:

LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those wh trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I’ll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can’t use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can’t! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.

Via Lindsayism.

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Guest Post: A Contemporary Review of Rome

September 14, 2005 at 5:32 am (Guest Post)

Rome under Caius Julius Caesar

[Ed. Note: While HBO's Rome has some fine production values, it can't compare to an account by someone who lived it. So welcome my main man Plutarch. This passage will take us through the first three episodes of the series, so don't worry, no spoilers if you don't know your ancient history. Plutarch will drop by periodically with new developments as the series progresses.]

Caesar had long ago resolved upon the overthrow of Pompey, as had Pompey, for that matter, upon his. For Crassus, the fear of whom had hitherto kept them in peace, having now been killed in Parthia, if the one of them wished to make himself the greatest man in Rome, he had only to overthrow the other; and if he again wished to prevent his own fall, he had nothing for it but to be beforehand with him whom he feared. Pompey had not been long under any such apprehensions, having till lately despised Caesar, as thinking it no difficult matter to put down him whom he himself had advanced. But Caesar had entertained this design from the beginning against his rivals, and had retired, like an expert wrestler, to prepare himself apart for the combat. Making the Gallic wars his exercise-ground, he had at once improved the strength of his soldiery, and had heightened his own glory by his great actions, so that he was looked on as one who might challenge comparison with Pompey. Nor did he let go any of those advantages which were now given him both by Pompey himself and the times, and the ill government of Rome, where all who were candidates for offices publicly gave money, and without any shame bribed the people, who having received their pay, did not contend for their benefactors with their bare suffrages, but with bows, swords, and slings. So that after having many times stained the place of election with the blood of men killed upon the spot, they left the city at last without a government at all, to be carried about like a ship without a pilot to steer her; while all who had any wisdom could only be thankful if a course of such wild and stormy disorder and madness might end no worse than in a monarchy. Some were so bold as to declare openly, that the government was incurable but by a monarchy, and that they ought to take that remedy from the hands of the gentlest physician, meaning Pompey, who, though in words he pretended to decline it, yet in reality made his utmost efforts to be declared dictator. Cato perceiving his design, prevailed with the senate to make him sole consul, that with the offer of a more legal sort of monarchy he might be withheld from demanding the dictatorship. They over and above voted him the continuance of his provinces, for he had two, Spain and all Africa, which he governed by his lieutenants, and maintained armies under him, at the yearly charge of a thousand talents out of the public treasury.

Upon this Caesar also sent and petitioned for the consulship, and the continuance of his provinces. Pompey at first did not stir in it, but Marcellus and Lentulus opposed it, who had always hated Caesar, and now did every thing, whether fit or unfit, which might disgrace and affront him. For they took away the privilege of Roman citizens from the people of New Comum, who were a colony that Caesar had lately planted in Gaul; and Marcellus, who was then consul, ordered one of the senators of that town, then at Rome, to be whipped, and told him he laid that mark upon him to signify he was no citizen of Rome, bidding him, when he went back again, to show it to Caesar. After Marcellus’s consulship, Caesar began to lavish gifts upon all the public men out of the riches he had taken from the Gauls; discharged Curio, the tribune, from his great debts; gave Paulus, then consul, fifteen hundred talents, with which he built the noble court of justice adjoining the forum, to supply the place of that called the Fulvian. Pompey, alarmed at these preparations, now openly took steps, both by himself and his friends, to have a successor appointed in Caesar’s room, and sent to demand back the soldiers whom he had lent him to carry on the wars in Gaul. Caesar returned them, and made each soldier a present of two hundred and fifty drachmas. The officer who brought them home to Pompey, spread amongst the people no very fair or favorable report of Caesar, and flattered Pompey himself with false suggestions that he was wished for by Caesar’s army; and though his affairs here were in some embarrassment through the envy of some, and the ill state of the government, yet there the army was at his command, and if they once crossed into Italy, would presently declare for him; so weary were they of Caesar’s endless expeditions, and so suspicious of his designs for a monarchy. Upon this Pompey grew presumptuous, and neglected all warlike preparations, as fearing no danger, and used no other means against him than mere speeches and votes, for which Caesar cared nothing. And one of his captains, it is said, who was sent by him to Rome, standing before the senate-house one day, and being told that the senate would not give Caesar a longer time in his government, clapped his hand on the hilt of his sword, and said, “But this shall.”

Yet the demands which Caesar made had the fairest colors of equity imaginable. For he proposed to lay down his arms, and that Pompey should do the same, and both together should become private men, and each expect a reward of his services from the public. For that those who proposed to disarm him, and at the same time to confirm Pompey in all the power he held, were simply establishing the one in the tyranny which they accused the other of aiming at. When Curio made these proposals to the people in Caesar’s name, he was loudly applauded, and some threw garlands towards him, and dismissed him as they do successful wrestlers, crowned with flowers. Antony, being tribune, produced a letter sent from Caesar on this occasion, and read it, though the consuls did what they could to oppose it. But Scipio, Pompey’s father-in-law, proposed in the senate, that if Caesar did not lay down his arms within such a time, he should be voted an enemy; and the consuls putting it to the question, whether Pompey should dismiss his soldiers, and again, whether Caesar should disband his, very few assented to the first, but almost all to the latter. But Antony proposing again, that both should lay down their commissions, all but a very few agreed to it. Scipio was upon this very violent, and Lentulus the consul cried aloud, that they had need of arms, and not of suffrages, against a robber; so that the senators for the present adjourned, and appeared in mourning as a mark of their grief for the dissension.

Afterwards there came other letters from Caesar, which seemed yet more moderate, for he proposed to quit everything else, and only to retain Gaul within the Alps, Illyricum, and two legions, till he should stand a second time for consul. Cicero, the orator, who was lately returned from Cilicia, endeavored to reconcile differences, and softened Pompey, who was willing to comply in other things, but not to allow him the soldiers. At last Cicero used his persuasions with Caesar’s friends to accept of the provinces, and six thousand soldiers only, and so to make up the quarrel. And Pompey was inclined to give way to this, but Lentulus, the consul, would not hearken to it, but drove Antony and Curio out of the senate-house with insults, by which he afforded Caesar the most plausible pretense that could be, and one which he could readily use to inflame the soldiers, by showing them two persons of such repute and authority, who were forced to escape in a hired carriage in the dress of slaves. For so they were glad to disguise themselves, when they fled out of Rome.

There were not about him at that time above three hundred horse, and five thousand foot; for the rest of his army, which was left behind the Alps, was to be brought after him by officers who had received orders for that purpose. But he thought the first motion towards the design which he had on foot did not require large forces at present, and that what was wanted was to make this first step suddenly, and so as to astound his enemies with the boldness of it; as it would be easier, he thought, to throw them into consternation by doing what they never anticipated, than fairly to conquer them, if he had alarmed them by his preparations. And therefore, he commanded his captains and other officers to go only with their swords in their hands, without any other arms, and make themselves masters of Ariminum, a large city of Gaul, with as little disturbance and bloodshed as possible. He committed the care of these forces to Hortensius, and himself spent the day in public as a stander-by and spectator of the gladiators, who exercised before him. A little before night he attended to his person, and then went into the hall, and conversed for some time with those he had invited to supper, till it began to grow dusk, when he rose from table, and made his excuses to the company, begging them to stay till he came back, having already given private directions to a few immediate friends, that they should follow him, not all the same way, but some one way, some another. He himself got into one of the hired carriages, and drove at first another way, but presently turned towards Ariminum. When he came to the river Rubicon, which parts Gaul within the Alps from the rest of Italy, his thoughts began to work, now he was just entering upon the danger, and he wavered much in his mind, when he considered the greatness of the enterprise into which he was throwing himself. He checked his course, and ordered a halt, while he revolved with himself, and often changed his opinion one way and the other, without speaking a word. This was when his purposes fluctuated most; presently he also discussed the matter with his friends who were about him, (of which number Asinius Pollio was one,) computing how many calamities his passing that river would bring upon mankind, and what a relation of it would be transmitted to posterity. At last, in a sort of passion, casting aside calculation, and abandoning himself to what might come, and using the proverb frequently in their mouths who enter upon dangerous and bold attempts, “The die is cast,” with these words he took the river. Once over, he used all expedition possible, and before it was day reached Ariminum, and took it. It is said that the night before he passed the river, he had an impious dream, that he was unnaturally familiar with his own mother.

As soon as Ariminum was taken, wide gates, so to say, were thrown open, to let in war upon every land alike and sea, and with the limits of the province, the boundaries of the laws were transgressed. Nor would one have thought that, as at other times, the mere men and women fled from one town of Italy to another in their consternation, but that the very towns themselves left their sites, and fled for succor to each other. The city of Rome was overrun as it were with a deluge, by the conflux of people flying in from all the neighboring places. Magistrates could no longer govern, nor the eloquence of any orator quiet it; it was all but suffering shipwreck by the violence of its own tempestuous agitation. The most vehement contrary passions and impulses were at work everywhere. Nor did those who rejoiced at the prospect of the change altogether conceal their feelings, but when they met, as in so great a city they frequently must, with the alarmed and dejected of the other party, they provoked quarrels by their bold expressions of confidence in the event. Pompey, sufficiently disturbed of himself; was yet more perplexed by the clamors of others; some telling him that he justly suffered for having armed Caesar against himself and the government; others blaming him for permitting Caesar to be insolently used by Lentulus, when he made such ample concessions, and offered such reasonable proposals towards an accommodation. Favonius bade him now stamp upon the ground; for once talking big in the senate, he desired them not to trouble themselves about making any preparations for the war, for that he himself, with one stamp of his foot, would fill all Italy with soldiers. Yet still Pompey at that time had more forces than Caesar; but he was not permitted to pursue his own thoughts, but being continually disturbed with false reports and alarms, as if the enemy was close upon him and carrying all before him, he gave way, and let himself be borne down by the general cry. He put forth an edict declaring the city to be in a state of anarchy, and left it with orders that the senate should follow him, and that no one should stay behind who did not prefer tyranny to their country and liberty.

Translation of Lives of the noble Grecians and Romans (an absolutely essential read, and highly entertaining) from the Greek by Arthur Hugh Clough, via Project Gutenberg. Map via Century One Bookstore.

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On a Lighter Note…

September 12, 2005 at 2:01 am (Memes)

This is, after all a blog. So, to break it in, I will indulge in a blog meme. I was tagged by new cyber-buddy Steve Forceman, Private Investigator. Steve is a fellow frustrated film student in The Windy City. When I was a film student, an actor in one of my projects, Eric, ended up becoming a very good friend. He was also a PI, among many, many other jobs, like strip club bathroom attendant. Always happy to expand my international network of disaffected filmmakers and private investigators:

Ten Songs I’ve Been Diggin’ Lately (AKA “Toppin’ the Stax of Wax”):

“Freedom Time” — Linda Tillery [California Soul]

“Charlie’s Theme” — The Jimi Entley Sound [on a green, limited edition 7" 45, backed with "Apache."]

“Slippin’ Into Darkness” — War [All Day Music]

“Summertime” — The Bobby Montez Quintet [Jungle Fantastique]

“Hummin’” — Portishead [Live at the Roseland Ballroom]

“Cold Sweat” — Mongo Santamaria [Mongo Santamaria's Greatest Hits]

“After The Laughter” — Frankie Lymon [Shao-Lin Sounds Volume 2]

“It’s Just Begun” — Jimmy Castor Bunch [Alpha Omega 12"]

“Wichita Lineman” — Kool & The Gang [Live at the Sex Machine]

“C.R.E.A.M.” — Wu-Tang Clan [12" Single from 36 Chambers]

And since these folks never got back to me the last time I did this, I tag them again:

Ian
Eve
Hank

Sarah
Eddie

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Land in the Yukon is Cheap as Shit

September 11, 2005 at 7:55 pm (Uncategorized)

My libertarian friend Smelley and I have a pact. I provide for the pantry, he’ll provide for the armory, and with our friends we’ll settle some nice ranchland in the Yukon.

May be time to buy those acres and start gathering supplies.

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Looting: Bad. Plundering: Good!

September 11, 2005 at 6:58 pm (Uncategorized)

Is Bechtel, Blackwater Security and Kellog, Brown & Root ringing a bell for anyone else?

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I Lost This Race, But Won So Many Others

September 9, 2005 at 12:26 am (Uncategorized)

My main man Marcelo Perez (AKA Mars) has a new vanity site, http://www.marzbite.com/. What’s that animation masked by a bitmapped babe? A race between his favorite Porsche 949 RUF versus my favorite, a Barracuda with nearly 500 horsepower, in Gran Turismo 4. How fucking hott is that shit?

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