More Vox Invites
So I’ve been handing out ’starter’ vox invites like candy (somehow I must have ended up atop a Google query I’m assuming). But I just got two ’standard’ invites, which are full-featured. So here’s my challenge to anyone who wants one — send me a short story about the passionate, illicit love affair between Jessica Alba and Jennifer Beals. Raunchiest two stories win.
….ew
Couldn’t you have least chosen hot girls?
I’m gonna crush on who I’m gonna crush on. There’s no logic in matters of the heart.
I really wish I could, but no ounce of creative sense in my mind is willing to participate on that. But you know… if no one ponies up on that deal, you should throw one over here if you’ve got nothing to do with it
My half baked attempt:
Jessica was riding in her BMW 330ci when all of a sudden her RAZR started vibrating in the cup holder, she flipped it open and heard someone whisper “Would you like to increase the size of your penis?” she promptly hung up, but then it rang again, this time it was her agent, Larry. “Hello?” she said “Hey Jess, it’s me, listen i’m going to need you to get to the studio as fast as possible, i’ve got you lined up for an audition in 15 minutes. Where are you now?” said Larry. “I’m on Figueroa and 101st” she replied, “That’s great! go ahead and meet me at the studio, The movie is ‘The Ten’ and you’re going to be trying out for the part of Liz” he said. “Ok” she responded trying to avoid the asshole next to her in the yellow H3. “You are going to be working with Jennifer Beal alright? I hear she’s a fan of yours.” said Larry. Jessica felt a tingle all over her body, she was a fan of Beals herself. She couldn’t wait to get to the studio and meet her in person. “OK sounds good to me.” said Jessica, just missing an old lady crossing the street. “Alrighty, I’ll see you there, bye.” he said. “Bye.” she replied, hanging up. She had just arrived at the studio, she was eager to get started. She had been fantasizing about this for all of about 4 minutes. (this is where the story takes a turn for the worse) She walked in and saw Jennifer, she immediately took off all of her clothes and grabbed a bunch of fruit and whip cream from a table nearby and ran towards Jennifer. Feeling frisky, Jennifer ripped off her miniskirt and the rest of her clothes and ran towards Jessica, Larry had just walked in and at this sight he started taking off his pants but when he noticed that he had severe pool shrinkage he pulled them back up and watched along with the others in the audience. Jennifer tripped over a microphone cord and tumbled forward just as Jessica fumbled the fruit and sent it flying, the banana and cucumbers came raining down onto Jennifer’s tumbling body when she slid to a stop, the cucumber found it’s target and descending into her vagina, at this Jennifer gave a startled squeal. and then a banana fell into her mouth. Jessica walked over ot Jen and put the other end of the cucumber in her exposed vagina (hey, you said the raunchiest), she then proceeded to make a pendulum like motion, resembling the knick knack that was on Larry’s desk back at the office. After that she took the cucumber out and dipped it in some Coca-Cola, after that she dipped it into a tub of pop rocks, causing a nuclear explosion killing everyone within a 2 mile radius. The End
Well, that’s the only story…and you damn well better have those invites still. Or i’m going to be quite enraged…
[...] Remember when I asked for a raunchy tale of passion between Jessica Alba and Jennifer Beals? And I promised a Vox invite in return? Well, ask and the good Lord (or somebody who found me on Google) provides. I’ve got three Vox invites left, so keep ‘em coming! [...]
I wish I knew what a Vox Invite was. Is this some kind of manhattan club. I live in Alabama. But I have friends in new york who might be able to use this “invite.”
Oh who am I kidding. I just said I was from Alabama, and I meant it. I don’t have the ability to write a raunchy story and if I did I certainly wouldn’t be posting it on the web – my pastor might see it or something!
Oh well. I am going to have to vote for the d4v1s story. because there is an audience in it. nice touch.
yes…what is a Vox invite? anyway i just want to read the raunchy stories on jennifer and jessica…did anybody actually submit or win?
Gloria, you can find one (and, sadly, just the one) winning entry here. I’ve still got one Vox invite, and would love another steamy tale of Jessica Alba and Jennifer Beals’ illicit love affair dearly.